born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

photo credit
jordanjfelix:

The Story So Far / Jordan Felix
bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via zizicat)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via iactuallydontunderstand)

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via baconshouldgrowontrees)

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via lipstickstainedsmiles)

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo
urnasty:

x-dopeshit:

blvcc-diamxnds:

野草


http://x-dopeshit.tumblr.com

$$$